What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?